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Dick Roasters Cooking Hot Dogs
October 10th, 2007
The most recent technological breakthrough for BBQing hot dogs. Guarunteed to make your hot dog juicy and well cooked, but the imagery of my roasted dick is a bit disturbing.
The Ass Family New Family on the Block
April 30th, 2007
The newest family to move into the neighborhood doesn't beat around the bush, they admit it -- they are asses. But they're proud of it, they have one of everything!
A very sexy pumpkin Halloween Sex-O-Lantern
October 5th, 2007
This jack-o-lantern inparticular should win best design for 2006, it speaks on so many levels. Well, to be honest, I suppose it only speaks on one level.
Mad Bush? The MAD Magazine Kid
April 30th, 2007
Ever wonder what happened to that weird kid from MAD magazine? Well, as you know nobody can be young forever and everyone grows up... but what might that wacky icon become?
Parking for Drunk Drivers Parking for Drunk Drivers
April 25th, 2007
There's parking for Handicapped people, Loading Zones, Expectant mothers, and now there's prime parking for Drunk Drivers! Yes, if you drink and drive, this space is just for you.
My Ass Hurts My Ass Hurts
April 20th, 2007
So one two chocolate bunnies walk into a bright white area and one says to the other... "My Ass Hurts" ...
Bamboo Mountain Bike Bamboo Mountain Bike
May 11th, 2007
The plan was needlessly complicated. Find the perfect pieces of bamboo for bike tubing and build up a bike surrounding it with a couple thousand dollars in bike components. Heres the result.
Safe Sex Safe Sex
March 27th, 2007
Yup, this one is pretty dirty but teaches a very valuable lesson about using protection and ... well, probably a lot of lube.
Dora the Explorer Dora exploring new exciting places
December 19th, 2006
The must have new toy for christmas 2006! It is the gift that keeps on giving all year round. You will always find it a pleasurable experience with your Dora Aquapent and it will never disappoint. Explore the murky depths and fulfil your every fantasy with dora as your personal playmate. The "Dora the Explorer" toy line has definitely diversified.
PS1 + PS2 = PS3, duh! PS1 + PS2 = PS3 (duh!)
December 15th, 2006
"The ultimate gaming machine. Yes, that's right, the PS3. The two machines are currently fastened together with standard high-performance duct tape. Imagine being able to play Gran Turismo 1 at the same time as you're playing Gran Turismo 4 (two TVs required but not included). None of those other non-custom Playstation 3s out there allow you to play two games at once."
Where ice cream comes from The Ice Cream Industry
November 15th, 2006
If you ever wondered where ice cream comes from, now you know. Enjoy your next cone of creamy snowman poo, I know I will!

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Airliner fakes emergency so passengers can watch soccer game
LIMA, Peru (AP) -- A chartered jet carrying 289 Gambian soccer fans pretended it needed to make an emergency landing so they could watch their team compete in the FIFA Under 17 World Championships, officials said Wednesday.
Surfer fends off shark attack, continues surfing
CANBERRA, Australia (AP) -- A surfer fought off a two-meter (7-foot) shark with his board at an Australian beach Saturday -- then continued surfing, a life guard said.
Australian MPs debate TV nudity
CANBERRA, Australia (Reuters) -- The nude antics of reality television contestants on the Big Brother program have prompted Australian government politicians to demand a review of how much nudity can be shown on free television down under.
Dead woman target of music-trading lawsuit
CHARLESTON, W.Va. - The recording industry sued Gertrude Walton, accusing her of illegally trading music over the Internet as "smittenedkitten."
Cool Mom gets 30 years for sex parties
GOLDEN, Colorado (AP) -- A woman who authorities said had sex with high school boys during alcohol- and drug-fueled parties has been sentenced to 30 years in prison, officials said.
Romanian Woman Thief Hid Mobile Phones In Her Vagina
Romanian police searching a woman suspected of theft found her hiding a mobile phone in her vagina.
Woman sold daughter for car, Second daughter allegedly forced into prostitution
OKEECHOBEE, Florida (AP) -- A woman was arrested for allegedly forcing her 12-year-old daughter into prostitution and trading a 14-year-old daughter for a car.
Cellphone addict sends messages in his sleep
Swansea - A businessman from Swansea has discovered that he sends text messages in his sleep.
Low-cost airline pilot 'tried to fly drunk
(Reuters) -- An Indian low-cost airline suspended a pilot after he was found drunk shortly before he was due to fly an aircraft with about 100 passengers on board, officials said on Wednesday.
Florida sports fan sentenced to death
PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.
Man sues ex-girlfriend over glued genitals
GREENSBURG, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A Pennsylvanian man sued his ex-girlfriend for more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago.
Mother gives daughter to boyfriend for sex
Michigan (AP) -- A woman who feared she would lose her boyfriend while she recuperated from surgery arranged for her 15-year-old daughter to have sex with him, authorities said.
Raptors cheerleader with porn site fired
A 19-year-old dancer who appears in various states of undress on her Web site says she was fired from her job as a Toronto Raptors cheerleader because the basketball team considered the photos inappropriate.
New Rubiks Cube world record set
SAN FRANCISCO, California (AP) -- A 20-year-old California Institute of Technology student set a new world record for solving the popular Rubik's Cube puzzle, turning the tiled brain-twister from scrambled to solved in 11.13 seconds.
Housewives not desperate for Playboy
(BANG) - 'Desperate Housewives' gorgeous babes were forced to turn down a £5million offer to pose nude for Playboy after Teri Hatcher refused to strip for the magazine.
Girls Gone Wild producers fined $2.1 million

Feds seek Google records in porn probe
SAN JOSE, California (AP) -- The Bush administration, seeking to revive an online pornography law struck down by the U.S. Supreme Court, has subpoenaed Google Inc. for details on what its users have been looking for through its popular search engine.
Mouthy parrot reveals sex secret
LONDON, England -- A computer programmer found out his girlfriend was having an affair when his pet parrot kept repeating her lover's name, British media reported Tuesday.
Firefighters disciplined for photo shoot with nude women
TAMPA, Florida (AP) -- Five firefighters have been disciplined for being involved in a photo shoot involving two women posing nude on a fire engine inside a station.
Grandma, let me play that video game!
SHALERSVILLE, Ohio (AP) -- A 69-year-old grandmother has become the heroine of young video-game fans and the star of a Web log created by her grandson.
Winning lottery ticket purchased with stolen credit card
MEDFORD, Oregon (AP) -- A woman bought a winning lottery ticket worth $1 million with a stolen credit card and could wind up with nothing if convicted, police said.


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