Recommended Link: Fucking Drunks This is the one place the term Fucking Drunks can be taken literally! Its really amazing what you can do with a bunch of intoxicated girls. These sexy babes drink, flash, suck, and fuck all night long and none of them will remember a thing come tomorrow.
Drunk Wedding Girls So the dude that we had the stag for a couple weeks ago finally tied the knot and had the biggest wedding party I have ever seen. Great thing about weddings where you aren't family is that all the chicks are fair game. We hit the dance floor with some of the hotties after all those lame and boring s ...
Drunks and Fireworks To celebrate the holiday weekend we always put together an entertaining fireworks show out of town. This year we bought nearly $300 in fireworks which was over 40 pieces. Being the smart and responsible people we are, we got drunk in the afternoon while setting up the show, instead of being drunk wh ...
The Paintball Stag What better way to teach a buddy a lesson about settling down with some chick than to take him to paintball for his stag. He never played before but we told him it doesn't hurt. Well, that lie lasted as long as the first game when he got his ass shot up, literally. But that was just the start of the ...
Lying Drunk Girls Every month the local bar has a wet tshirt contest and me and the guys all go down there for obvious reasons. Lets face it, seeing girls naked and having a few drinks beats staying at home looking at porn any day. I met up with this brunette chick with a huge rack and she seemed smart which I though ...
Bangin Slutty Drunk Girls House parties are still by far the best place to bang drunk girls. Lots of free booze (unless the host is a cheap bastard) and lots of conveniently located couches to put the moves on, and bedrooms to finish the mission. I'll never forget a girl from a couple months ago. Damn she was cute with a ...
Mischa Barton Busted for Drunk Driving DUI Sounds like Mischa Barton is missing the OC and taking it pretty hard, since she was just busted for drunk driving. She blew a .12 on her breathalyzer test, and admitted to smoking marijuana earlier the same day. She was driving on a suspended license, and police found the pot in her car. Talk ab ...
Fucking a Party Girl up the Ass Was surfing around and found these hot pictures of this party girl getting fucked up the ass, and they had to be posted. Look at this drunk party whore getting fucked by two guys at once, and that gaping asshole! She loves it in every hot little hole she has.
Sexy Guitar Hero Action Got a text message late last night to come out to the bar.. this group of chicks had just come from this Firefighter stripping fundraiser or something and having a wild good time, so I figured sure, its a good opportunity to possibly get some action.
When we got to the bar they had already got in ...
Sex Lingo and Sex Slang Do you know what the Dirty Sanchez is? What about the Donkey Punch? Well, here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of the extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed by men.. drunk, sober or otherwise. Most of these are pretty disgusting and most not recommended if you actually LI ...
How to Open Wine Bottle with Knife Here\'s a video on how to open a wine bottle with a knife. Probably not smart to play with huge knives when you\'re drunk, but whatever... ...
Victoria's Secret Drinking Game Here\'s a drinking game that BrookeMarks invented. So now let\'s hook up with her and play it until she\'s drunk and fuck her all night long! ...
Drunk Girl Tampon How wasted do chicks get at the bar? Well, here\'s what I think is some solid proof that these chicks don\'t know what the fuck they\'re doing when they get on stage and start stripping for strangers at the local bar.
Its bad enough she\'s ugly but who the fuck wants to see her tampon string cre ...
Dont Cheat on Your Girlfriend Its time for a refresher course on the rules of being a cheating bastard:
If you\'re going to cheat, only cheat on girls that are hotter than your current woman. When you get caught, you have something to upgrade to. Hotneess can be substituted if the chick is ugly but \"does things my girlfrie ...
You know you are in college when... Ø High school started before 8am, but now nothing before noon is considered “early”.
Ø You have more beer than food in your fridge
Ø Weekends start on Thursday
Ø 6 am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up
Ø You know many different ways to cook ramen noodles or macaroni and cheese
Ø The ...
